“Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.” 
― Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian Gray

Our latest T.V. Pilot:


A Scotsmen, new to this country, must sell a new original novelty item every week in order to keep his job. Only problem is that the novelty items are dreamed up by an old eccentric Texan and his kooky wife from events that happen to them.

He must do all this while having a unique affliction to having to use the bathroom at the most inopportune times as well as being documented by a t.v. crew almost round the clock.

We believe the premise, the unique characters and the never ending comedic situations that present themselves will make for a habit forming show


Writing screenplays is the easy part!

Getting someone in Hollywood to read them is pure lunacy!